i know, i know...i've had a xanga dry spell recently.  things are apparently more boring, less amusing, or a combination of the two during the summer in the registrar's office.  however, today i got this email from a former student who's living in germany.  he sends this email, all friendly and humorous, and then drops the bomb that he wants like 73 transcripts.  what?!  who even needs that many transcripts ever?!  after making some shady allusions to attempting to deceive the german government with fake transcripts, he tops it all of by telling me to send the bill to his mom.  and no, that's not even really the top.  on top of THAT, he rubs in the fact that he hopes i'm NOT at work since it's summer, and i should be on VACATION.  i think he actually did it twice.  thanks, like i don't think that all day, every day, while sitting at my desk with no windows.

this guy really took the cake.  usually i try to be careful to conceal the identity of those that i mock, but i just can't let this guy get away with it.  you know what, PHIL MINNICH?  hopefully this entry was sufficient to fulfill that lifelong dream of yours.  a dream that i was just informed of today.  you have officially been mocked in katie's xanga.  now you're right up there with the person who wants their transcript sent to HACC (harrisonburg area community college, which is so weird 'cause it's like, in lancaster).